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There are three sorts of appetites:

1. Appetite that comes from hunger. It makes no fuss over the food that satisfies it. If it is great enough, a piece of raw meat will appease it as easily as a roasted pheasant or woodcock.

2. Appetite aroused, hunger or no hunger, by a succulent dish appearing at the right moment, illustrating the proverb that hunger comes with eating.

The third type of appetite is that roused at the end of a meal when, after normal hunger has been satisfied by the main courses, and the guest is truly ready to rise without regret, a delicious dish holds him to the table with a final tempting of his sensuality.

Cite Arrow Three Musketeers and Count of Monte Cristo author Alexandre Dumas, born on this day in 1802, was a secret gastronome – here’s his advice on the 3 types of appetite, 3 types of gluttony, and perfect number of dinner party guests.  (via explore-blog)

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Many times in life I’ve regretted the things I’ve said without thinking. But I’ve never regretted the things I said nearly as much as the words I left unspoken. Cite Arrow Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy (via larmoyante)

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Failures can be called ‘strengtheners’ as they make you determined to reach your goal with the lessons they teach. Cite Arrow ― Stephen Richards (via psych-quotes)

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bitrates:

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ladyluna13:

coochietickler:

when she suck ya soul out through ya dick

Lmaoooo SON

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